Sarah Louise (glimmervamp) wrote in standup_penis,
Sarah Louise

He loves the cock!

So...are women accepted here? I'm assuming that they are as there are many ladies that appreciate dick and vice versa.
Anyone who likes the veiny bangstick or owns one needs to check out this site not just because I said so and you will do as I say bitch...but because it rocks..

And now for something completely different....
A little Monty Python for ya...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

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