I'm another female with adoration for the penis, and I thought I'd introduce myself. I love penises, not just because of the pleasure they bring, but because of the creatures they are attached to. I love men and I love testosterone and all the beautiful and wonderful things it can bring. It is the basis and inspiration of some incredible art, and it should be appreciated. It combines form and function in one perfect package. If I had any skill whatsoever at poetry, I'd do an Ode to the Penis, but I'll spare you all that.