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The urgh and then the oh [17 May 2006|07:47pm]

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Am I the only woman that when growing up thought penises looked really unappealing, and then as soon as I had a boyfriend they were suddenly... it's a penis, it's part of him, it's cool, etc?

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Penis adoration [28 Sep 2004|10:59pm]

I'm another female with adoration for the penis, and I thought I'd introduce myself. I love penises, not just because of the pleasure they bring, but because of the creatures they are attached to. I love men and I love testosterone and all the beautiful and wonderful things it can bring. It is the basis and inspiration of some incredible art, and it should be appreciated. It combines form and function in one perfect package. If I had any skill whatsoever at poetry, I'd do an Ode to the Penis, but I'll spare you all that.
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[13 Sep 2004|10:23pm]

[ mood | amused ]

I truly have an appreciation for the penis.

Apparently, so did 16th century Italians.

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In response to "The Complicated Cock, Part 1" [23 Mar 2004|01:30am]

[ mood | accomplished ]

There is also a lot of power in being the owner of a penis. There is no spite intended by this, and this is coming from a female point of view, so I could be off the mark. But here's my take on things.
First, I don't care how much things are changing, they still haven't changed completely. Most of our politicians are men. They have most of the say in issues like abortion and women's rights. While I have to admit that (thankfully) there are many men who vote fairly, there are still plenty of men in politics who still seem to think that the only time I woman should open her mind or her mouth is if it's to find out what her man thinks. God forbid she should not have one, because then she doesn't get an opinion. There is no one to give it to her.
Second, sexuality. Why is that if a man sleeps around, he is a stud, but if a woman sleeps around, she is a slut? There is no equality in the way that we look at sexual mores. Not just men, but women, too. Women look at a guy who sleeps around, and we think, "What an asshole?" while all the while secretly wondering if he is good in bed. I mean, he must be if he can get all those women, right? But we look at a woman who sleeps around, voice opinions like, "Good for her" all the while whispering behind our hands to our friends about what a slut she is.
Third, opinions. We aren't allowed to have those. A man speaks his mind - Good for him. A woman speaks her mind - God, what a bitch! If I had a dollar for each time that my opinion has been discounted just because I have tits, I would be fucking rich.
Fourth, back to sex. More importantly, to sex drive. Women aren't supposed to have that either. I suppose this kind of goes back to what I said above. If a guy is sexually forward, that is the status quo. However, if a woman is forward, regardless of how few men she's been with, men will always wonder if there haven't been more. If secretly this demure type is a big whore. We're not supposed to know what we want, or even supposed to want it.
Fifth, skill. I run into this on a daily basis at work. There is the assumption that just because I don't have a penis, I shouldn't be able to do anything that requires technical skills - rewire an electromagnet, fix a robot, solder a goddamn electrical connection.
I can hang drywall, change oil, bleed brakes, sand, spackle, solder, use power tools, lift heavy objects, do mechanical drafting, fix a transitor radio, hang a door, frame a wall, pitch baseball, move furniture, lift heavy objects, even put together a bookshelf for my boyfriend if I want to. I'm a strong woman - but you still have more power than I do most days.
Because I don't have a penis.

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Penis Envy? [21 Feb 2004|04:22pm]

[ mood | sad ]

I just left my penis. It was a nice enough penis, attached to a nice enough guy. Maybe that was the problem. He was a nice guy. He was willing to let me have his penis, his mind and his heart. Trouble was, it's only really his mind that I am interested in.
There was another penis last night. That one is attached to the guy I have been in love with for the last 6 months. He is willing to let me have his penis and his mind, but not his heart. Sorry, I want all three.
Why does it seem so hard to find the right combination of mind, heart and penis? Why can't I seem to find that total package? Instead, it seems, I just keep finding "the package". And while the perfect penis is a good thing to find, I think I'd be happy to find that not-so-perfect penis, if I could love and respect the man it's attached to, and he could love and respect me.
Love to hear the thoughts of all those penises out there, perfect and not so perfect. And the thoughts of the men they are attached to.

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Complicated Cock, Part I [03 Dec 2003|01:19am]

Truth be told, there's a lot of pressure in being the owner of a penis.

For starters, there's the whole "size" issue. I understand that the size doesn't really matter, and more women complain of penises being too big (thank you, Loveline), but tell that to the man with a less-than-average size dick. He's not going to agree, at least not in his heart. No matter what, he's always going to see his little man as too little. And, of course, it's no help that society is chock full of humorous spite for this poor bastard. If someone spends lot of money, drives a big, expensive car, or is really cocky, well, of course he's "compensating for something." In comedy and movies, indicating that someone has a small dick only serves to support the idiocy or ridiculousness of their negative character. If a guy is in the locker room (especially in high school; those kids can be straight evil) and his dick is the smallest, he's going to get ragged on about his size, or lack thereof. It might even affect his relations with girls; I mean, after all, what is the both the quickest and most hard-hitting insult that a women can hurl at a man? Tell him he's lame in the sack, and his cock is so tiny. He's not going to be very eager to risk that humiliation, especially after the girl tells all of her friends. If you're not huge, or at least average, your penis size can be very detrimental to your confidence and happiness.

Personally, I'm pretty happy with my penis. He's not really that big, but he gets the job done. In all honesty, I'm pretty sure that he's a touch below average. But, of course, one must also realize that the penis, in all it's wonder, never really stays the same size for very long. If it's really, really cold, it can be just a tiny little nub peeking out from a bit of shrubbery, and if it armed and ready for love, it can be a huge, aching monstrosity.(Fun Fact: If a penis is huge, it won't really get that much bigger when erect, but if it's smaller, then it usually grows quite a bit.) Or it resides somewhere between these states, changing size according to mood, temperature, and arousal.

The penis obviously plays a large part in a man's self image. If he's not happy when he looks in the mirror, he's just plain not going to be happy. Men are just as vain and worried about their looks and bodies as women are. Although I'm content with my penis, I constantly question other areas of my appearance. Sometimes I worry if I'm getting to fat, or my weird hips freak me out, or I feel badly because I'm not too muscular, you know, whatever. Point is, even with my body issues, I can accept my appearance because I accept my penis. It is the cornerstone of a man's confidence in his body, and if he has issues with his penis, he will have issues with his whole self-image, no matter how built the rest of him is.

Well, that's all I got 'til I can think of something else. People, feel free to contribute. Mahalo.
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[02 Dec 2003|01:56pm]

It is very odd and disaspointing how the penis has gone from a subject of worship for its fertile and strong representation to that of a dejected and obsolete shrine within society.

Glad to see someone has love for the penis, and not in a macho/egotistical sense.
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[01 Dec 2003|03:17am]

I was going to try and throw down a topic, but I got so tired and loopy that I forgot it. Ah well. It'll come to me. Heh.
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He loves the cock! [30 Nov 2003|04:06pm]

So...are women accepted here? I'm assuming that they are as there are many ladies that appreciate dick and vice versa.
Anyone who likes the veiny bangstick or owns one needs to check out this site not just because I said so and you will do as I say bitch...but because it rocks..

And now for something completely different....
A little Monty Python for ya...

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

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[30 Nov 2003|05:00am]

Well, here it is. Part of the reason for this is to get some feedback on the creation of a sort of counterpart to The Vagina Monologues titled, naturally, Standup Penis. I personally think that the penis has gotten a bad rap as a simple, brutish entity, one that is considered to be much inferior to the Vagina. I would like to attempt to refute that misconception, and show the penis in a light that few, if any, ever see it in.

Any constructive help would be appreciated. Mind, this is not a woman-hating community, no no no. It's just a penis loving one, whether it be yours, someone else's, or a little bit of both. And,of course, both sexes of gay or straight orientations are welcome here.

Thank you for the help, now let's get crackin'.
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